February 2010
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January 2010
116 posts
Today's Topic: Libingan
yerbreakinmygaydar:
Mama: kat ano? dadaan ba tayo dun sa ano, sa Libingan ng mga impyerno?
Kat: SAAN!?!??!?!?!
Papa (the corniest joker): baka sa Libingan ng mga patay?
Kat: libingan ng mga bayani naman kasi!!!!!
hahahahaha! adik si mama, gusto pumunta sa libingan ng mga impyerno.
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THE BEST talaga si ViCE ! =))
(Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
(Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.
@peachypooh07
Yes, they’re real! Hehe, swerte ko lang coz Kuya Martin’s mom is very sensitive to things like that at nakausap nya yung 2 borrowers ko. Sabi nila bulag daw ako, kasi ilang times na sila nag-try magpakita pero di ko sila makita. Sabi ko “GOOD! Let’s keep it way!”. Hahahaha!
Here's why not all shows should be Tagalized...
I saw an episode of Sesame Street in Filipino once, and here’s where it totally failed:
Kid VO: “A”, mansanas! (“A”, apple!)
Kid VO: “B”, saging! (“B”, banana!) Kid VO: “C”, pusa! (“C”, cat!)
…well, you can imagine the rest.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Ever since we moved to our house in Las Pinas in 1994, I started having weird experiences. Not scary, just weird. And annoying.
Have you ever lost something, looked for it everywhere, only to find it where you first looked? That happens to me all the time. Usually in the morning before I hit the shower, I would put out the clothes that I’m going to wear and lay it on my bed. Here’s...
ROBERT PATTINSON WILL STAR AS THE NEXT... →
ehkasi:
jjrecto:
ehkasi:
jjrecto:
ehkasi:
LOOOOL! I figured. I saw this post of yours from Ramon Bautista (?) with Chris Tiu. I only remembered you saying ‘Yuck’. I can’t remember the rest. Hahahahahaha
HAHAHA! Yes, I hate Chris Tiu. a) coz he’s from Ateneo, b) he courted my cousin (who’s sadly from Ateneo, too) and he was such a jerk/perv towards her.
You should see...
ehkasi:
jjrecto:
ehkasi:
I painted my nails blue..
like a true blooded lasallian would.
I think it looks cool.
tsk tsk :p
You sound bitter.
LOL, jk!
Not bitter, I just take every chance I get to bash Ateneo. I’m telling you Kim, my son wouldn’t even know that Loyola is in the map! Hehehehe.
ehkasi:
I painted my nails blue..
like a true blooded lasallian would.
I think it looks cool.
tsk tsk :p
@dementres
Welcome to Tumblr my friend!!
Here’s who I think you should follow:
fuckyeahslightlyamusing
ehkasi
postsecret
prettyfoods
fuckyeahads
Dear Tumblarity,
If I promise to kill Edward Cullen, will you come back to me?
There. See? Will you come back now?
588. YOU ARE NOT "BOARD", YOU ARE BORED.
ehkasi:
gotwisdom:
SUGGESTION: USE YOUR FREE TIME TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL BASIC WORDS. THIS WAY, WE WONT BE SO REPULSED BY YOUR OBVIOUS LACK OF INTELLIGENCE AND MIGHT ACTUALLY WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU SO YOU WONT BE “BOARD”
FAK YEH.
Next time someone says/writes “I’m board” invite them to go play some bored games.